Heard on 95.9 FM out of DFW this evening - - -
Two men got into a violent argument in this little Oklahoma town. They went out into the street and had a brawl. The police arrived, arrested one of the combatants for aggravated assault, and hauled him off to jail.
The weapon used? A pork chop bone.
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Why are you scrolling down? There's no punch line, 'cause it's not a joke. Straight news story.
JPGLATE EDIT:
While runnin' my traps Saturday morning, I found a more complete version of this news story. It is from Oklahoma City's KFOR-TV.
Man stabs another man with pork chop bone
NBC NEWS REPORT
ARDMORE -- An Oklahoma man was arrested after police say he stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone during a food fight.
Police in Ardmore, Oklahoma responded to call of a fight outside a local business New Year's day. When they arrived, they found the victim covered in blood with a puncture wound to his neck.
Police arrested the suspect, 38-year-old Tony Willis a few block (sic) from the crime scene. According to authorities, Willis had blood on his clothes and they found the bone used in the attack.
The victim was treated at a local hospital and released.
Hat tip to Wyatt at Support Your Local Gunfighter for the link.
JPG
